Some video game companies sure are scared about not selling their product, to where I can only imagine the frantic screaming of “We may not hit the numbers we want! Tits and ass, hurry! TITS AND ASS!” So, to battle that terrifying thought of not making sales, Ghost Recon: Future Soldier developers Ubisoft decided on a…not so descreet business marketing scheme. To fortify their sales and to draw in more of their targeted audience, Team Ghost was made. Team Ghost consists, so far, of three celebrities, NBA star Kevin Love as the team’s shooter/sniper, Oklahoma state football star Justin Blackmon as the team’s go-to guy for speed and setting the stage, and then there’s Coco.

Nicole Austin, better known as Coco Austin, is an actress and “glamour model”. She is now the third member of Ghost Recon’s Team Ghost. Coco is the co-star, with her husband Ice-T, of the show Ice Loves Coco. Not only has she acted in multiple movies and worked for Playboy, now I guess she’s moved on to bigger and better things…video games.

It saddens me that Ubisoft has really stooped to the level of basic big boobed bimbos to be their “female figure” for their advertisements. They have now created some monstrous GI Jane to do their bidding and get into the heads of the masses…that want their heads in her. Once I set eyes on Ditzy McTitties, I physically felt my heart hurt. I believe her exact quote was, “I’m the beauty and the brains on Team Ghost”. This is coming from the woman who believes that she would want to wear heels while in the hospital and, to help her sister give birth, she would “yank that thing out” with tools like “clampers or something”. Granted, I’m sure not everything that comes out of her mouth is word vomit, but I’m just so disappointed that Ghost Recon: Future Soldier would want someone like that on their team!

Another issue with the video I have is her stupid-awful outfits. Sparkly camouflage fishnet tights connected to this camouflage onesie, with some ugly tannish green high heels. I actually have no idea what she’s wearing. And that’s only the first outfit! The other is also some sort of skimpy, halter top, thong bottom camouflage swim suit thing…with LOTS of giant fake side boob. But, now that I think about it, that is exactly what I wear when I play games! It looks like we have something in common. (Except my itty bitty titties are at least real, kiddies!)

Anyway, maybe I’ve made fun of her too much, but I hope I’ve gotten my point across. There are other ways to make your money, and many other ways that they could have portrayed female gamers. There is a definite difference between Gamer Girls and Girl Gamers. And in this case, I believe it’s a cut and dry case of a Gamer Girl in today’s media. (To see my own depiction of the difference between the two types of gamers that just happen to have tits, click here)  Showing skin is perfectly fine, and I know I’m one to do so, as well. But there is a point where it’s too much, and where it’s just not appropriate. Sparkly camouflage fishnet? I don’t think they have a place in any man or woman’s fantasies where that works. Actually, I don’t think they have a place anywhere where that works. They’re kind of a fashion that couldn’t even be fashionable on Duck Dynasty.

 

Anyway, here’s the video for all to see! Enjoy…I think?